oh happy day!

i'm back y'all! didja miss me? not really? well, how about some new shirts then? i've got a doozy for ya. happy day is yet another slawek kasolka creation.







having been married briefly myself way back in the dark ages, i can testify that "wedded bliss" is usually anything but. that's why within 2 seconds of viewing this piece of artwork, i knew that i had to put it on t-shirts. and that's just what i've done. so until midnight, september 30th, 2009, happy day will be available for pre-order on your choice of style, color and size, for $3 less than our usual prices. so, much like getting married too young and for the wrong reasons, i urge you to rush into this decision and not consider the consequences, then spend the rest of your life lamenting your lost youth and fighting back the bitter tears of regret. actually, hold the phone- these are t-shirts we're talking about, right? i highly doubt you're going to regret it that much- and hey, if you do, we do have a money-back guarantee.

i realize how long it's been since my last post. i kind of went on a mental vacation there in august- just didn't really feel much like working, so i eneavored to avoid it as much as possible. and let me tell you, it was gooood. but i'm back in the saddle again, and there are great things in store for zb. i've got a ton of new shirt designs coming and there's some zb clothing on its way too. i've already got some skirts made and ready for your eyeballs, now i'm just trying to get this underwear done up in time for christmas. i've had a hell of a time trying to find a reliable seamstress- it seems that they all are, by definition, completely crackers- so i went out and bought a sewing machine and i'm going to try and make 'em myself. i have done a bit of sewing in the past, so hopefully it won't be a complete disaster, or take me years. maybe i'll discover what it is that seems to turn seamstresses into lunatics! in the meantime, i'm still open to working with talented people, so if you are a seamstress who thinks you jmight like to help me create some ladies' underwear, feel free to drop me a line. in the meantime, you know where to find me......

....and the beat goes on

hey kids! hope y'all are having a pretty okey dokey summer. me? i can't complain too loudly, except that i've been pretty much living at the print shop trying to get caught up with custom shirts (or wait a sec, was that avoiding the print shop at all costs to go swimming? i can't quite remember). in any case, i've managed to squeeze out a few items for this here web site. and so, in stock and ready for shipping we have some next please shirts for you. please and thank you!

if you hadn't noticed, i also recently posted some inverse princess, ice princess and orange princess shirts as well. stock is pretty limited so they probably won't be around for very long....





and if that's not exciting enough for you, there's a new shirt of the week available for pre-order until august 15th: team evil (and it's more feminine side, team evil pink) were last printed about 3 years ago and in all likelihood won't be printed again for quite some time. 3 bucks less than our regular prices, and we ship internationally for FREE.








so yeah, pretty slack on the ol' bloggo, unfortunately, but things should be calming down soon so hopefully i'll have time for more updates. in the meantime, enjoy the eye candy in the slideshow and stay tuned for a brand new print in less than a week. to the beat y'all......

next please!!!!!

i'm always happy to post a new shirt design. it fills me with so much warmth, in fact, that i wish i could do it every single day. i suspect, however, that the appeal might wear off over time and i'd grow bored- sort of like if every morning was christmas. then again, i'd have a brand new shirt to wear every single day for the rest of my life, so actually scratch that.

i'll work on that daily t-shirt thing, but in the meantime we'll have to go with a new one every 2 weeks or so. and today is just such a day. i have for you a brand new print from our special fellow canadian and very talented friend, mr. slawek kasolka. next please is a nice wide print that extends completely across the chest on most shirt sizes. i like it quite a lot actually.










next please is available for pre-order for the next 9 days or so- until midnight, july 26th, you can pre-order this print on any color or style of your choice, for 3 dollars less than the usual price. shipping, mais bien sur, is gratis of course. cos that's just how we roll.

all the time, phife

so you have probably noticed a few things moving and shifting around here on ye olde tyme web site. i've been busy at work on a nice new reno for the store and, for that matter, the whole site, and that's one of the reasons you haven't heard from me in a while. i get my head buried in something and find it hard to put my attention elsewhere until it's finished. well, this ain't quite finished, but it's pretty dang close. brownie points for spotting glitches though.

a few improvements over the last shirt store: no more scrolling frame on the left side of the screen, the ability to browse through the entire collection much more intuitively and a new color & layout which are much easier on the eyes. might take some getting used to, but i think it makes more sense. if you're confused you can read all about V1SV11 in the faq page.

i've also posted a whole new flash slideshow which you may have noticed on your way in. the gallery is scaleable to full screen and will soon be stuffed with more eye candy (both new and old) than you'll be able to physically handle with your raw human eyeballs. f'realz. for today, i have posted a nice set of a local model named theresa, who got to wear some of our latest stuff (including a few things that aren't even available on the site yet). hope yer diggin' it, definitely more to come. if you would like to do some modeling for zb feel free to drop me a line.

brand spanking new tee shirt will be posted before the weekend!! millions set to start kicking thee arse once they get greedy paws upon new teeeeeshirrts from la zeebeeque. signing out, rover dog alpha.