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5.6.08

contest time

well it's about time i got back to having contests on this site. time was, oh lessee, way back round about 2003/2004, i used to have a monthly contest on the site and give away shirts right, center and left. well those glory days of yonder time are back! starting today, i will make it my duty to post a new contest every 3 weeks, probably within the first week or so after posting the newest 9 designs (i post 9 different designs available for print every 3 weeks- usually a mix of old and new. the current batch will end on june 9th, then the next group will go live on june 10th). alright, enough nannering! let's get this potty stotted yul...


this is a print i've been working on for some time. it's the first 6 color zbq design and it's based on a photo sent to me by eon mckai (link nsfw), who makes very interesting dirty pictures and was also the man behind the lens for the photo that became hawaii 84, hawaii 2084 and hawaii blue. anyway, i printed a few of these the other day and it's turned out pretty much as planned, i'm pretty stoked on the 6 colors and i am planning another 6 color soon.







so here's the thing: usually i'm pretty good at coming up with clever titles for the designs, but with this one i seem to be coming up short. and so i need your help. if you can come up with a cool name for this design that i decide to use, you'll win a shirt of your choice with this print on it, plus another shirt of your choice (from either the current print run or the next one going live on the 10th). plus you'll help to make t-shirt history, right here live on the ol' intertube.



all you need to do is to send us off a quick e-mail to zero@zeroboutique.com with your suggestion(s) (and yes, please feel free to make more than one!!!!). i'll post all the entries on the 10th and announce the weiner. thanks for your help kids!!!!!

4.6.08

sassy new pictures

hey everybody. i've just posted a bunch of new photos to the visualiser. click on the pictures to go directly to that t-shirt.

first of all, kevin carroll from a digital cure sent us some very nice pics recently. i'm hoping to get some more flicks from mr. carroll soon, and when i do you'll be the first to know.


vampire in paris



the zb sports bra. hoping to have these available on the site before too long.


undead paris



undead paris



undead paris


i also dug out a few photos snapped by our friend sarah devenne that had previously been posted on zerotique:


inverse princess
(hubbah)


oblique inverse



vampire in paris


and i also posted some pictures of some shirts that should have had photos put up a long time ago but which i never quite got around to (until now):


undebs



motherhood (cream)



loca
(pic courtesy of superlicious)


dirk wears black sox



manko



connections
(nice package)


1984 inverse
(once again thanks superlicious)


dirk wears red sox



che grovera



war is hell
(gabbey!!)

and just because i'm in a pic-postin' kind of a mood, here's a look at the new way we're printing the logos now: they're quite a bit bigger and they come up farther on the shirts at a bit of an angle. i think it looks cool:




damn, i have a pretty cute tush, don't i?

and just because i can, and because it's got absolutely nothing to do with anything, here's a picture of me in one of my favorite shirts:



so it's high time we got back to having good old-fashioned contests on this site, and to that end i am going to post a new contest tomorrow: i have a new shirt design i've been working on and for which i've printed a few prototypes, but i haven't come up with a name for it yet. so if you come up with a clever enough name that we use for it, you'll win one of the new shirts plus one of your choice. so keep your eyes peeled, potatoes.

31.5.08

moving sucks, i'm druunk.

went out to see the sadies with local heroes the true love rules tonight at the marquee; both great bands. drank a lot of overpriced beer while surrounded by writhing pale hipsters, tried to deal with the marquee's famously shitty acoustics. suppose i'm a pale hipster too (though seldom writhing). but it was fun...... the sadies are like a compendium of almost every truly great musical movement of the twentieth century- country, rock, surf, bluegrass, & of course the spaghetti western theme song done to perfection. true love rules are a young band with legs and serious pipes.

so yeah, i know, i keep starting things and stopping things, i know it's pathetic. but the truth is that i never really stopped anything, even when i wrote "zbq is dead" i said as plainly as possible that it wasn't really the end for zb but that things had hit a point where the future was very unclear.

ok, i'm too sauced, and i have to spend the entire day moving tomorrow, so i'll end this with something everyone's seen by now, but just in case you haven't:


and just because you're curious, here's a little sadies' action:

blah.

16.5.08

zb's back, kid.

so what's all this, you may be asking? well, as you may have noticed, when i go a reeeallly long time without an update, it usually means that i've sequestered myself away in a hole somewhere, working on the "next big thing" that's presumably going to "blow everyone's minds" and make me "millions of dollars." well, my motives may be suspect, but you are the ultimate beneficiaries of the fruits of my labors. so i sincerely hope that you enjoy them (the fruits, that is. of my labors.) .

to that end, let's get down to brass tacks. first of all, the visualiser (v9.0) has had a nice facelift and i've jammed as many cool features into it as time and my imagination would allow. you can now bookmark your favorite shirts (either on your browser or through your favorite networking sites), permalink them and even embed them using a handy code provided free of charge. the size chart, email newsletter sign-up, voting and comments areas are all now floating layers right in the store, so i've eliminated all scrolling. all of the information you need pertaining to any print is right at your fingertips! i've also added a handy little dropdown menu at the bottom so you can instantly jump to any design. i think it's pretty nifty.

oh, and there is one more small little feature of the revamped visualiser that i forgot to mention. for the first time in nearly 4 months, you can once again order shirts on it. yes, you read correctly. buy. shirts. on this. here. website. a clothing line selling their merchandise online? what a novel idea! well, have we got some goodies for you. one completely spanking new print, 3 completely new styles (track jackets!! zip-up hoodies!! leisure shirts!! plus the return of regular hoodies and ladies' raglans!!), and some funky new colors too (camo tees? say it ain't so!)

so where to start? well, i always like to lead in with the brightest and the newest. crushR is a brand new print that features a little old school maulin' & crushin' from way back.


11998844 is a monster-sized take on robin antiga's iconic 1984 print- over 20 by 21 inches, our biggest print yet. in fact, the print is so massive that we're only offering it on track jackets and zip-ups for now. 1984 yellow is yet another variation of 1984, this time in a subdued mustard/grey scheme. and 1984 charcoal was an existing print that we're bringing back because, well, we just feel like it.


another variation on a familiar theme: what i like to call the "creamsicle variation" of one of our oldest designs: men in orange makes me long for those summer days of my youth when a buried treasure (anyone remember those?) could be had for a quarter. i'm hungry.


and if we're going to go to all the trouble of setting up screens for that print, i figured i might as well throw another version into the mix: men in white, of course. (and just because i know you're curious, check out men in red, men in blue, men in tan and men in 3d for good measure).


ATAK is another robin antiga gem that we haven't printed for a reeeaaally long time, but which people really loved and always asked me to reprint. and so, lo and behold, i listened. only this time, we will be making the print a bit bigger. and since i can't leave well enough alone, there is a whole new color variation as well: ATAK (red) is a "bloodied but unbowed" take on the flight of the killer pigeons.


and last but certainly not least- something old, something new, something borrowed & something red & grey. killbots (red & grey) uses the same classic color scheme from the original killbots print, but the robots are on the bottom of the shirt (as seen on killbots2, pinkbots, icebots and grisbots).


whew! that's it for now. but i'll be doing this whole thing again in 3 weeks- june 8th is the order deadline for this batch of shirts and so on june 9th there will be 9 new selections available for order over the following 3 weeks. and so on we will go, until the world is full of our clothing. if you want to be notified by e-mail when the new prints go live, join our e-mail newsletter.

so you may be asking something along the lines of wtf? right about now. wasn't zb down and out, finished with the game, consigned to the history books of online retailing? well, yes and no. last year i made a brief re-attempt at selling online again, but after only 6 weeks it became apparent that it wasn't working out. the reason? i didn't change anything about the way i had operated the business for the last 10 years- i was still trying to do everything myself, and i very quickly saw where that was going to lead. this time we are going to do it right. i have learned a lot of lessons over the years of steering this boat, and one of the most important ones is that no one is good at everything, but everyone is good at something. i tried to do everything myself for too many years, and inevitably a lot of things simply didn't get done (or at least not done very well), which led to all kinds of inevitable problems. and so, i said to myself, if i'm going to ever think about doing this again, i'm going to need some help. not just paying some art student a few bucks to come by and clean screens now and then, but a partner. or 2, or 3.

and so i'm proud to say that I have relieved myself of printing duties and i will be passing them on to my very capable partners, friends and compadres: the boys from eclips boardwear, with whom i have shared a print shop for the last 3 years, will now be printing all of our gear. if you're worried about how this will affect the quality of our merch, don't: these guys know what they're doing, and i have no hesitation in saying are actually much more capable and competent printers than myself. if anything, the gear is going to look even better.

this is going to free up my time to take care of the web site, cook up new designs, handle customer service and generally make sure the back end of this operation is running as smoothly and efficiently as possible. i hope this translates into a much more rewarding experience for you, the t-shirt browser and occasional buyer. let's hope so anyway.